I'm going to post all of the ones I find, regardless of whether or not I'm amused by them - because someone else might enjoy ones I find stupid, or don't understand.
Oh, and all caps, because that's how they come.
Alphabetical order, to avoid repeats. Enjoy.
Last edited: August 25, 2007.
( Light it up, now. )
"...You know, after my mom died, everybody told me that I was gonna be ok. That, it would take a little time, but I would heal. Well, that didn't ever happen; not really anyway. . . What you're feeling right now, it doesn't ever really go away -- not completely. It's not like, ya know, you're gonna go back to being the person you were before they died -- the person's gone. It's more like something inside of you breaks and your body finds a way to compensate for it. Like if you busted your right hand, you figure out how to use the left one. And sure, you might resist for awhile because you're pissed off that you have to learn all this stuff again that nobody else does. Eventually your body takes over and figures it out for you. And you're glad. because if it was up to you. . . you'd look at your broken hand forever and try to figure out what it was like before..."